Guitarist Jokes
Like I said; the guitar jokes are gonna be brutal! 
• What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend? Homeless.
• How do you make a guitarist play quieter? Put a sheet of music in front of him.
• What's the range of a Gibson Les Paul? Depends on how far you throw it.
• How do you make a guitarist's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear.
• Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune? Neither have I.
• Why are so many guitarist jokes one liners? So the rest of the band can understand them.
• How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just steal somebody else's light.
More to Come
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