Guitar Jokes, Guitarist Jokes...
|Jokes for Guitarists|
What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend? Homeless.
How do you make a guitarist play quieter? Put a sheet of music in front of him.
What's the range of a Gibson Les Paul? Depends on how far you throw it.
How do you make a guitarist's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear.
Did you hear about the guitarist who was in tune? Neither have I.
Why are so many guitarist jokes one liners? So the rest of the band can understand them.
How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just steal somebody else's light.